This weekend I managed to:
Crash into a metal cart while running, causing a severely large bruise on my ankle.
Convince all of my coworkers to compete in the Saltine challenge.
Eat way too much hot sauce.
Tumble down some stairs in 4 inch heels causing bruises on both knees and bruises on the outside of both of my ankles.
Consume matzo ball soup.
Watch an abandoned baby be not so abandoned.
Get followed by a pregnant, loud meowing cat in a used book store.
Spill freshly brewed hot tea on myself.
Hit my head on the corner of a freezer door, no bruise.
And watch 9 episodes of Law and Order: SVU.
I am accident prone.
